Wautel Joins Squirrels Roller Team

The Screaming Squirrels picked up free-agent Chris Wautel from rival the 5 Holes, after the 5 Holes decided to trim down their roster.

Wautel, who the Squirrels have played against for years while he was on Mors ab Alto and the 5 Holes, is bound to greatly improve the Squirrels’ scoring numbers in 2007. He had 35 goals and 16 assists for 51 points in 2006, figuring into nearly half of the 5 Holes’ scoring.

The Screaming Squirrels unanimously approved adding Wautel to the roster while trading stories of roughing him up and shutting him down (though he scored a goal or two to haunt the Squirrels.)

He will be #96.

In other news, goaltender Bob Sewell squashed retirement rumors and is currently training for the upcoming season.

2006 Roller Stats and Results

Date Result W/L/T
4/19/2006 Squirrels 8, Storm 1 W
4/25/2006 Squirrels 11, Storm 1 W
5/4/2006 Mors Ab Alto 3, Squirrels 1 L
5/11/2006 5-Holes 4, Squirrels 0 L
5/12/2006 Snipe 5, Squirrels 4 L
8/18/2006 Squirrels 4, Bullhawks 1 W
5/26/2006 Squirrels 8, Mors ab Alto 1 W
5/30/2006 Silver Spring 4, Squirrels 1 W
6/6/2006 Squirrels 7, Enigma 2 W
6/15/2006 Squirrels 8, Storm 0 W
6/21/2006 Squirrels 6, Chupacabras 5 W
6/26/2006 Squirrels 4, 5-Holes 3 W
7/12/2006 Squirrels 4, Chupacabras 3 W
7/19/2006 Squirrels 7, Bullhawks 6 W
7/28/2006 Snipe 5, Squirrels 3 L
8/3/2006 Squirrels 6, Silver Spring 4 W
8/10/2006 Squirrels 2, Enigma 2 T
8/11/2006 Squirrels 4, Silver Spring 1 W
8/16/2006 Squirrels 7, Mors ab Alto 1 W
8/24/2006 Squirrels 13, Bullhawks 3 W
8/29/2006 Playoffs: Enigma 1, Squirrels 0 L

Scoring

Playoffs G A* Playoff Goals
Jeff Ford 21 3 0
Ben Sumner 17 8 0
Robert Myers 11 1 3
Kit Watson 10 1
Juan Canchasto 6 0
Ed Bager 6 2 0
Jon Magi 4 2
Phil Van der Vossen 3 3
Matt Borlik 3 1
Chi Pham 3 4 1
Desmond Richelsen 3 5 0
Don Marks 3 1 0
Chris Long 3 0
Tony Richelsen 2 3 2

*Full assist data was lost but counted when included in game reports.

Playoffs: Enigma 1, Squirrels 0

Three seconds remained in the game. With the Squirrels goaltender pulled and an extra skater on the rink, defender Kit Watson took a slap shot from just inside the center line. Through several screens, Enigma’s goaltender saved it – and the game – and the Squirrels lost their first playoff game in two years, 1-0, on Monday.

The game was bound to be low-scoring. The Squirrels and Enigma were one-two in defense, and had similar offensive numbers. They both finished the regular season with 27 points, though the Squirrels won the tiebreaker. The Squirrels clobbered Enigma, 7-1, earlier in the season, but a 2-2 game a couple of weeks ago made it clear that the teams were pretty much even down the stretch. And only a fluky goal would be the difference in a playoff game.

At 13:54 of the second period, a turnover, a shot off the post, a bad bounce, and a knuckler shot went past Squirrels goaltender Bob Sewell, and that was it. The Squirrels managed 21 shots while Enigma posted 19.

Enigma advances to Thursday’s finals against the winner of the 5 Holes-Snipe match, which already had four-times as many goals scored in the first half than the Squirrels-Enigma game.

The Squirrels played without Don Marks, Juan Canchasto and Matt Borlik.

Despite the loss, the Squirrels still gathered – as they usually do – at Barbeque Wings & Beer in Cloverly, showing no shame in a loss after posting a 14-6-1 record, a second-place regular season finish, and the best defense and goaltending in the division. The Squirrels will now turn their attention to ice, where they will attempt to defend their championship in the winter’s C league.

Playoffs: Squirrels 13, Bullhawks 3

The Squirrels had their best offensive performance of the season Wednesday, eliminating the Bullhawks in the first round of the playoffs with a 13-3 victory.

Phil Van der Vossen got the scoring started and scored again late in the second half to give the Squirrels a ten goal lead which cut the game short.

In between Van der Vossen’s goals, Rob Myers scored three, Tony Richelsen scored two, Jon Magi scored two, and Matt Borlik, Kit Watson, Don Marks and Chi Pham had one apiece.

The Squirrels had a 7-3 lead at the half, then scored six straight in the second period.

The highlight of the game came at 1:27 of the second period when Van der Vossen got the puck with no defenders on him and had plenty of open space, then took it in and scored on what will now be known as the slowest breakaway ever.

The Squirrels outshot the Bullhawks, 25-16. Juan Canchasto missed the game for the Squirrels.

The next game is Monday, August 28, at 8:30 p.m. against Enigma, who eliminated Mors ab Alto earlier in the evening Wednesday.